Feeling Blah

I'm feeling very uninspired as of late. I have a million unfinished craft projects decaying in my bright and shiny new "craft room" that came with my new house. I'd hoped to make this room a place of sanctuary and inspiration, but instead it feels like The Forgotten Realm of the Unfinisheds. All gathered into one place, the Unfinisheds have started to mock me as a group. Their jeers assault me every time I enter that purple room of doom. When I sleep at night I'm haunted by nightmares of being sewed into the bed and stabbed with knitting needles, the Unfinisheds cheering louder with every turn.

I don't know how long I can hold them back. The Unfinisheds get stronger every day. I know if I could finish one project, just one, then the madness would finally stop. I would once again be in control. The Unfinisheds would fear me and know that their fate lies in my crafty hands.

The question is . . . which one do I dare finish?